I am going to see Justice League! In celebration of that fact I am going to release the feats for DC comics up through the 1930s. The Golden Age is where the DCEU seems inspired from so please enjoy this early DC Goodness
Welcome all, welcome all. Witness things you've never seen before, dream't before! Men gifted with the titanic power to rival the Old Gods with strength and speed and smarts more then you've ever seen! With their powers they can shape the world, bend the forces of nature, for good or evil! Do you want to the curtain pulled back, to behold the world of these superhumans?
This is the sorcerer of Isis, bestowed with the magicks of Ancient Egypt! With his magic he can sense the presence of spirits, and attack them with hurricane winds, the flight of arrows, or animated statues. With his superhuman speeds he can evade the Master Magician Zatara, and with an incantation he can turn his foes into dust
The modern Sherlock Holmes, The Batman is the Gotham Avenger, trained to physical perfection and mastery of science!
Watch as single hits of the Batman knocks uncouncious grown men and he kicks with enough force to break a neck! The Batman has muscles like steel which he proves by lifting giant iron bars and fighting on despite a bullet in his body! Batman is able to use a stone pillar the size of a man as a club and shield and in his struggle with the devious Duc D'orterre the clash was of such might that the car they were on began to shake and tip! He could not use his might so efficiently if not were his physical training, which allows him to acrobatically land after jumping from rooftop to rooftop, flip a criminal off a building with his legs and hit two targets with a single batarang
With such training, it should not be such a surprise that the Batman is fast enough to regularly appear behind criminals without their knowledge. The Batman is able to avoid bullets from a close range and can move even at the speed of thought! The speed of thought, should it be literally the speed of the transmission of signals across the neurons of the brain can move between 31 and 53 meters per second. From his training, the Batman has learned other skills like being able to disguise his voice of any other persons. And from his incredible willpower, Batman has gained the ability to resist hypnosis
Batman, as the modern man does not go into investigations bare-handed. His suit is able to resist bullets shot at close range. His gloves are really suction gloves with powerful adhensives, and also in his suit pellets of choking gas are kept. And his boot carries a steel blade in case occasion arises for hidden blade. He also carries his signature weapon of combat, the Batarang modeled after the Boomerang. Here we also see the Batplane, his signature vehicle to get around quickly, capable of emitting a smokescreen to disguise it's presence.
Gasp in horror at the night adventures of the Doctor Occult! The Dark Detective is trained in the occult arts of dispelling the monsters of the night and possess unique knowledge of the weaknesses of the various minions of Night.
Tremble in terror at the mad Lama known as Jerebel, the undisputed master of the Tibetan magic, Jerebel is one of the most powerful magic-users in the world, able to be a formidable threat to Zatara, and able to control almost anyone in the world. Jerebel's mental might is so mighty that he can place the whole world under his hypnosis and can summon to serve him armies of phantoms
On the scene prowls the soldier of sleep, The Sandman! Vigilante of the law, The Gas-Masked Sentinel is a scientific genius capable of inventing a ray gun capable of breaking down material on the molecular scale to their structural elements. However his most iconic weapon is his Sand Gun which releases a puff of gas that can put anyone to sleep who inhales it.
The Man of Tomorrow, the Last Son of Krypton he is the SUPERMAN. Champion of the Oppressed and Defender of Truth, Justice, and the American Way, with a biology millions of years advanced of our own.
Marvel at the strongest man on Earth with the might of a dozen Samsons. Superman can effortlessly bend steel but his strength goes far beyond that. Nowhere else can you see a mortal man knock off the top of a mountain, support a bridge on his back, or throw a submarine from deep under the ocean to the surface with a mighty throw! Be...confused as Superman's might makes a curved road straight! Not even "unbreakable" metal can withstand his might. Superman's strength is complemented by his amazing endurance. Machine Gun Rounds barely tickle the Man of Steel, his skin truly is invulnerable to any force on Earth!
Superman is often stated to be "faster then a speeding bullet", is that enough for the Man of Tomorrow? Hardly! Even Lightning Speed is a breeze to him. When Superman really gets going he can even give the speed of light itself a run for it's money 1 2 3 4
Superman is gifted with a biology far beyond our own making him unaffected to poison or fatal gases. Likewise his "Super-Biology" gives him resistance to diseases that would fell any normal man, an enhanced sense of hearing and the ability to produce x-rays from his eyes and see through solid objects!
Bane of law enforcement everywhere, The Tigress remains one of the world's most wanted criminals. Ever resourceful is a master burglar and possess the innate ability to sense the presence of spirits.
Do not let your eyes deceive you! The Ultra-Humanite may seem like an old wheelchair bound man but is secretly one of the world's most dangerous scientsits, with knowledge of mad science, and a variety of dangerous traps befitting his super genius intellect. Also he knows hypnosis
Ladies and Gentlemen.....allow me to introduce our final and ultimate presentation. A man without limits, the master magician Zatara. By speaking backwards he can cause any number of effects including:
Hypnosis: On some Thugs
Transmutation: Gun into Banana, Wrench into Lily, Man into Flower, Gun into Handcuffs, Gun into Snake, himself and Tong into sapient clouds, enemies into sand, fire to ice, himself into wind, man into a beggar that will never be believed again
Creation from Nothing: A First Aid Kit, A Plane, Walls, Ghouls, Evil Spirits and Demons of the Night, The Swords of Fire of Allah, The Armies of the Dead Cheops, Army of Phantom Zulu Warriors, a rain of bullets, a typhoon, Sea Serpents, A Great Heat
Petrification as well as UN-Petrification
And now for his ultimate show for you folks....
When the Evil Saturnians began abducting people from across the universe with their Massively Faster then Light rays, planned to take over the Earth, Zatara showed their beam a useless toy compared to them, grabbing someone already being lifted off the ground by the beam before they went very far and when grabbed by the beam himself easily showed awareness despite the incredible shortness of the trip to Saturn, even changing his position midflight demonstrating his MFTL reflexes.
Zatara then stopped the Saturnians by himself, first by showing that by his own will he could make Saturn as habitable as Earth and then what he would do if they continued their warlike path. Should he will it he can crush the great planet Saturn in his hands like a toy. With mere gestures he could bombard Saturn with planet-sized meteors and propel the Earths at such speeds that it would destroy large chunks of Saturn. Should he will it the Earth itself can grow a giant planet-sized hand from which to throw meteors as celestial artillery.
I hope you have enjoyed the show folks.
On My Next Time:
About something I was just talking about...
Zatara isn't the best magician ;)
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