Wednesday, January 24, 2018

Imp's Top 10 Husbandos and Waifus



Just for the lols decided to make this list, don't expect much information on why I like each one because honestly I like them for pretty similar reasons. I am gonna be honest I have pretty clear "types". For males I like some combination of:

* Tall
* Muscular
* Dark-Haired
* Gentlemanly
* Smart
* Withdrawn
* Good-Natured and Gentle
* Wanted by a lot of women
* Bisexual
* Possess a hidden amount of passion or needs emotional comfort

I never was really into the bad boy type, I much prefer knights who I can be all damsel in distress-y towards.

For females I like some combination
* Blond and long-haired (9 out of 10 of my waifus are blond...take that how you will)
* Perky
* Bustiness
* Playful Nature
* Sometimes a more dominant or casual disposition
* More....open sexually then I am
* Extraverted
* Wanted by a lot of men
* Bisexual
* Needs emotional comfort

So......yeah. I have pretty clear types, as you will probably see.

Husbandos:

10: Masaya Aoyama (Tokyo Mew Mew):


He's so responsible and supportive and your parents will like him and he's all toned from being the school kendo champ, and all the others girl want him and he needs a cute girl to teach him the value of humanity.

 
9: Kyoya Ootori (Ouran High School Host Club)


Yes I like Ouran High School......don't laugh. He might seem like the bad boy (and also disinterested in girls) but the smart boy clearly just needs a girl to that can warm his ice cold temperment/heart

8: Yue (Cardcaptor Sakura)


ffffffffffff look at him he's so pretty and wispy and mysterious. He's also so elegant and mature and sophisticated 

7: Yugi Muto (Yu-gi-oh!)


A Restrained mature regal man and a cute little kind woobie boy. Two hot boys at once....I don't care if this counts as two lol.

6: Spider-Man (Marvel Comics)


Poor Peter! He was a bullied nerd who is constantly angsting about everyone around perpetually dying or going evil. He's also super smart and got a great bod from his mutation. Definitely the sexiest spider related thing ever made. 

5: Son Gohan (Dragon Ball)


By far my favorite Dragon Ball character, Gohan pulls off Toriyama's cartoonish body drawing if only because he's also an awkward nerd (The Great Saiyaman) while also being such a positive gentlemanly guy. Also unlike Goku I'm pretty sure he knows what kissing is kappa

4: Lantis (Magic Knight Rayearth)


Don't let the armor fool you, Lantis is a sweetheart inside even if he spends most of his time angsting about how his brother turned evil. He's a smart reserved polite knight with deep insecurities and issues he needs to work through and a noble stallion to carry girls off on. He's so handsome the hero of Cephiro Hikaru basically chose him as her mate.

3: Dragon Shiryu (Saint Seiya)


Dragon Shiryu is the most calm and level headed main character in Saint Seiya which is definitely saying a lot given how emphathic he still is. Regardless he's mature and responsible and looks after everyone and has a famous determination and persistance that shows his indomitable manly willpower. Also he's blind which I feel like might enhance his sense of feel.

2: Superman (DC Comics)


What lady wouldn't want the strongest man on Earth fawning over her. Clark is a real Gentleman, with a calm gentle exterior, an intelligent mind, a strong manly body, and a lovable adorable heart. Also he can literally just make you diamonds whenever you want so that's also a plus.

1: Tuxedo Kamen (Sailor Moon)


He's so cool! Everything about Mamoru is just like perfect husbando material. He's smart, gentle, elegant, wise, sophisticated, worldy, cultured, troubled, popular, charismatic. It's not wonder all the villainess in SM want him. 


Waifus:

10: Honey Kisaragi (Cutey Honey)


Honey is playful, responsible and feminine all at the same time and is crushed on by basically everyone in her universe because she's so hot. Plus she's an android that can turn into "anything" so points for imagination.

9: Mami Tomoe (Puella Magi Madoka Magicka)


Mami is the mature responsible one of the Puella Magi while still being playful and cool. She's an older sister like figure with accompanying curves to match. Also she needs love after being traumatized by fighting alone for such a long time

8: The Invisible Woman (Marvel Comics)


Sue Storm is a loving maternal figure who keeps the other FF members in harmony and is super affection and protective while also having an amazing bod when you can see it.

7: Fate Testarossa (Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha)


Fate is so noble and knightly, able to play the role of hero in shining armor to a captured princess great. She was Nanoha's Rival at first but then got befriended and is now a hero and an actually confirmed lesbian in relationship with Nanoha. Also she probably needs emotional consoling after her traumatic childhood.

6: Zatanna (DC Comics)


The only non-blonde girl here, I legit think I might have a magician fetish. Zatanna is so playful and fun and also is a total daddy's girl which is a plus. 

5: Panty Anarchy (Panty and Stocking with Garterbelt)


Panty Anarchy is exactly what I would define as an "Alpha Female". She is so confident and playfully controlling. She's so sexually experienced and dominant I find her power irresistible. 

4: Noel Vermillion (BlazBlue)


Noel mixes both a sweet poetic emotional side with the a responsible controlling mature side. She is so feminine while also being able to be dominant in a relationship. Also her outfits are pretty.

3: Black Magician Girl (Yu-gi-oh!)


She's so quirky-fun and relatable as a clumsy magician's assistant while also being playful and unpredictable. Despite having such a small amount of screen time she is universally regarded as one of if not the hottest female in the series.

2: Samus Aran


Samus is a cool as freak Alpha Female Bounty Hunter who nonetheless retains femininity and grace despite being more aggressive then any boy I've ever met. She can pull of any outfit from the zero suit to a workout bra and make it so hot. And she needs a cute small lovable thing to help her cope with the trauma of her home colony getting destroyed in front of her eyes. 

1: Sailor Venus (Sailor Moon)


Jesus Christ Minako how is everything you do the finest thing anyone has ever done. Minako is the Goddess of Love and she's so playful and unpredictable and girly. She's somehow an alpha female while also being relatable and somehow also being non-threatening or overwhelming. It's paradoxical and yet she somehow perfectly can stimulate all the desires at once.





So yeah those are my top 10 husbandos and waifus.





Stop mocking me :P

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