How they compare: Slipknot

 

Before space and time, before being and form, being hierarchies and limitations there lived a race of perfect immortal omnipotent gods. Playing with concepts transcending all boundaries for fun, they discovered the existence of an ontological hierarchy of omnipotence, infinity, and coolness called the celestial staircase. Taking a wise lesson from some animated episode made by a Canadian they knew that of course the only thing to do was to ascend the celestial staircase; to go up. Up was good.

But despite them creating this hierachy with their absolute and infinite dreams, they could not ascend higher, limited though they were by their own failings not in being, but failings as people. Thus began an eternity of ways in the heaven transcending heavens, a metafictional metareal space beyond all stories and concepts. A war whose purpose was to sacrifice the absolute souls beyond being, sacrificing so the most perfect of all beings might come into existence, a being that could transcend even the celestial staircase.

The man who could climb anything; Slipknot.

Obviously to a being such as Slipknot concepts like "power" "speed" "quantification" and "infinity" as he has long since climbed over them. Slipknot has the unique ability to climb over anything, giving him absolute plane climbing.

In combat this gives him complete immunity and transcendence against any non-absolute ability due to his ability to climb over them. He can obviously climb into higher dimensions or higher planes of being, even though that don't exist because heights we think are insurmountable are things he can still climb.

In terms of other abilities Slipknot can increase his chances of success at anything by making his probability climb upwards, making anything a 100% success rating. He has transceded his metafictional destiny to die sensibly after only one scene for a shock death by succesfully climbing into our hearts, showing his metafictional movement/regen and his ability to transcend plot and destiny manipulation. 

Slipknot was obviously born an omniscient deity, but his knowledge can paradoxically climb even higher because he climb above any paradox that would stop him. This allows him to go beyond even logic based powers and limitations by climbing over semantic traps. He is and is not at once, he can be and not be, can lose and win at the same time.

His trusty ropes and grappling hook are his weapons of choice, perfected eternal being and not-being that can not be disarmed from him because they are in reality an extension of his being; allowing him to grapple with life itself and all the struggles within, and bind it to his will or climb over it.

Name: Slipknot, The God climbing beyond all others

Origin: Transcends reality and fiction

Powers and Abilities: Absolute Climbing Abilities, Transcends all concepts, transcends all reality/fiction divide, can climb over paradoxes or logical problems, Statistics Amplification (can attain even higher planes of being by climbing up to it), Probability Manipulation, Metafictional Movement/Regen, Binding, Immunity to Destiny/Plot Manipulation, Infinite more abilities

Weaknesses: Climbed over all his weaknesses long ago

Destructive Capacity: Climbed over all concepts of power and quantification

Range: Yes

Speed: Faster then you'd think

Durability: Pretty Good

Stamina: Presumably High (Has climbed for a while)
Standard Equipment: His grappling rope and hook, emanations of his perfect eternal being

Intelligence: Beyond Omniscient

So how would he do in other verses?

In Real Life, Slipknot would probably be roughly mid to high tier. A normal person whose probably mid tier in terms of intelligence and creativity was able to imagine a profile for him with his exact abilities suggesting that even a mid tier human would be a metafictional tier higher then Slipknot. That said given humans the local top tier, this is only suggests he'd be low tier human, or roughly high tier, especially given his ability to climb the dominance hierarchy.

In the memes-verse, he'd pretty low tier being a note hugely relevant meme from years ago. Despite this his reappearence means he would be an annoying opponent due to his level of regen that allows him to come back from powerful passive transcendent metatime attacks you'd think would kill him.

 

In the Gentai-verse, Slipknot would undoubtably do amazing. Not only is he a non-conventionally attractive male but he binding powers with his ropes which can be used for Gentai purposes. His ability to climb on top of anyone would no doubt be very helpful in "value-oriented investment, rigid risk control management." Emphasis on Rigid, Risk, and Control.

In this Slipknot-verse, Slipknot would be omnipresent being Slipknot himself. This would actually weaken him, forcing him into being and while he would still be a top tier, he could possibly be beaten given that they specialize and are at their best when using "the brutality of sonic exorcise." I don't know what this means but presumably a sonic attack that strong could damage Slipknot's ropes and thus attack his being. That said he would probably still win by climbing over the divisions of musical genre that apparently are limitation in this industry.

In the Marvel Universe, Slipknot would do alright.

On a seperate note, Happy April Fools to everyone reading.